You're looking at a real photo of a very real problem here in Springfield, dabblers. Elder Crime is rampant in this town. Just three days back, our next door neighbor's grandmother was stolen. And in broad daylight!
If they're not being stolen, they're stealing. Crime may never get old, but criminals do. Thank goodness for elderly superheroes.
Ethereal Vortex is hosting a hilarious and good-natured look at what today's hard-bodied heroes might look like when they're way past their prime. Or if they don't die young and get reincarnated five years later.
We've got a few of our favorite geriatric champions below, and you can find the other Elderly Superheroes on Vortex here. Well, either there or in this month's Justice Society of America.
Iron Man
Wonder Woman
Spider-Man
Captain America
Mister Fantastic
Invisible Woman
Batman and Robin
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