05 November 2009

New 'Star Wars' Photo Exposes Leia's Dark Side

Awesome photo find making the rounds on Twitter thanks to Jason Kottke. This proves what I've been saying since 1985: They did make a Stunt-Double Princess Leia Slave Girl action figure!
Carrie Fisher took her captive Princess - and thousands of teenage boys - to new heights by (barely) wearing one of science fiction's skimpiest outfits. The Dark Side was tempting, but it couldn't hold a lightsaber to the power of Leia's Back Side. Ho!
For your graphic imagination, the slavishly sexy Fisher steals sunshine beside her stunt-double on Jabba's sand-barge while filming George Lucas' Return of The Jedi (1983).

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