24 May 2010

Linda Blair Was An Angel Compared to the CELLOPHANE BREAD GIRL

If Van Camps 'Boy Beelzebub' got you freaked a few days ago, here's his evil twin sister, Cellophane Jane The Cellophane Bread Girl of 1954.  The poor mother's probably regretting her night in a Bangkok back-room under a lad named Lucifer every time she makes lunch for this Satanic Shirley Temple.  And while we're supposed to believe that's jelly she's spreading,  it sure looks a lot like pork and beans to us! Well, that, or judging by the gleam in Jane's eyes, someone's entrails. Mm-mm...sandwich... 

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