There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go somewhere. He probably was going home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her hard in the face. Well, the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything, he slugged her again. This time she fell down and so he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the ass. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. And then he kicked her in the ass again. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said, "Not very strong tonight, are you, Batman?"
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